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| laugh, my girlfriend, king, uruguayan, serbia, dave dimartino, panamanian, standupny, almost famous, female comics, | MEDIUM PIMPIN' Fo' real it don't get no mo' medium man. Don't trip, let's flip, gettin throwed on the flip. Gettin blowed with the motherfuckin Jigga a feisty one online Man, fool. I PUT THE "SEXY" IN DYSLEXIA Tihs oen gsoe uot ot lal hte sexy dyslexics. a feisty one online Fianlyl a sthirt amde ujst orf uyo. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 a feisty one online g37 l41d And cybering doesn't count. And you can stop saving yourself for Lara Croft. YOU'LL THINK OF ME WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING THAT FAT CHICK That fat chick, on the other hand, will be thinking of grilled cheese sandwiches and Twinkies. CAUTION: I'M EXCEEDING THIS SHIRT'S WEIGHT LIMIT I've always respected fat people that aren't afraid to admit that they're fat. I still want to kill them and use their bodies for shark chum, but the respect is there. |
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| forbidden. KEG STAND KING I'M KING OF THE WORLD! It's the world of keg stands, but serbia still, it's better than nothing. THE REAL SHOCKER This shirt could actually have 2 meanings. Fisting, obviously, but there's also the 'violence against women angle.' Either way, it's hilarious TO: WOMEN - FROM: GOD You know that you're God's gift to women. Now you have the shirt to prove it. THIS ORGY SURE IS OFF TO A serbia SLOW START Proper orgy etiquette is to start with the person on your left, serbia and then continue in a clockwise rotation. And always, ladies first! I BETA TESTED YOUR GIRLFRIEND If you're the type of guy, who's not afraid to give some other guy's girl a GUI interface: this is the shirt for you. |
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