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Doyle: I don't hate my mother. For the record! Dutch: Kiss my ass for the pot record! Dutch: You can't beat a Ford for good brakes! Dutch: I may not look like I could finance a trip to the zoo but the truth is I make a pretty good living. pot My income is a pot damn lot more than your father gives your mother to live on. But my money doesn't matter in your neighborhood, because I work for it. Working for your money doesn't matter in your neck of the woods, it's who's crotch the doctor yanked you out of. Dutch: [In hopes of getting a ride, Dutch coaches Doyle on how to make a pathetic face] Act like you're not gonna get $10,000,000 when you're 21! [Doyle doesn't want to come with Dutch; Dutch carries him out of his dorm slung underneath a hockey stick, with his hands and feet tied to the stick and a gag in his mouth] Dutch: What do you like to do for fun?
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