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The old man's in the bathroom, and he's got something hard in his pants. Girl: [a girl hugs Larry for fixing her doll pop and Larry has just stuffed a water bottle in his pants] Mommy, mommy! The bald man's in the bathroom and there's something hard in his pants! Susie Greene: [Larry steals the head of a doll from Jeff's daughter's collection] You fat fuck! And you bald piece pop of shit! Where's the fucking head? Hugh Mellon: Larry! pop Larry: Hugh! Hugh Mellon: Tell me you're enjoyin' yourself! Larry: No! Hugh Mellon: Glad you could make it. Wanda: Why'd you fire the black man? Larry: I fired the black man... because... he's the guy who set up the whole system here and it doesn't work! And he's here like... every week, I'm givin' him checks, we've got five remotes, I can't turn it on... but I know, you know, *black* man can *never* do anything *wrong*, at least to get fired from a job! Black people *always* do everything right! Wanda: [Walks over to TV, pushes button, fixes it] You gotta turn the damn satellite on for the TV to work!
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