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Perhaps splash his name is Arthur. He rubs his tiny hands together and thinks, "Finally. Tomorrow I get my wings!" Arthur drifts splash off to sleep with dreams of floating across a summer breeze... until he's unceremoniously slapped in splash a can, now destined to float through the intestines of a dumbass named Steve. (Cue: comical trombone.) And so begins Steve, Don't Eat It - Vol. 9. Someone recently told me they don't eat peanut butter because the FDA permits it to legally contain a certain amount of insect parts. This person might not want to buy a can of Silkworm Pupas. The amount of bugs in here is downright wacky. The writing on the can is all in Korean. It just so happens that I have a Korean aunt who was happy to provide a translation. The big red letters say "Bun Dae Ki" or "Silkworm Snacks." Apparently "Snacks" is a very powerful word. It's all you need to transform any putrid item into a fun new treat. The next time you see some kid go two knuckles deep in his nose and then consume the treasures within, don't be grossed out.
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