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| tattoo, scams, jay chou, ha ha, funny, south african, crime, paul sorvino, catherine scorsese, discuss, nigerians, political, | Your mother ropes herself to the fence and double pegs the laundry on the washing line. Teenagers in hot air balloons scavenge the skies, catch junk with boathooks and tuna nets and drag their flotsam open mike night and jetsam on thick, steel cables behind them. It is not unusual to gaze upwards and hear fighting between different balloon open mike night gangs. Kids going at each other with baseball bats and harpoons 300 metres above the ground. They abseil down long snaking ropes wearing chain mail gloves and sell their junk at the entrance to shopping malls. The silver locket floats in open mike night the air just below your nose. Sometimes it gets caught in a nostril but only when you turn your head to the side and back forth too fast. |
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| You've funny proved my point perfectly." You were a right kookaburra that day. I should have rebutted with your parent's funny happiness. You've always believed in them. -o0o- Now the phenomenon is everywhere but as a species we've adapted wonderfully to it, almost learned to love it. Your parents found they had to brush their funny hair a lot more in the mornings and so … your mother's afro has become chic again. Of course there are drawbacks, nobody in their right mind ventures outside anymore without an anchor, without attachments. But we are no longer incapable of making love on the ceiling. Diving weights sold out quickly. Kids go to school wearing back packs loaded with bricks. Horseshoes hang from dog collars. |
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