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Do I bizarre sound gay? Matt: Shut up and bend over. Ernie Something Or bizarre Other Me: Hi, we've never met. My name is Matt Haughey. Ernie: You're not Matt Haughey. Me: Yes I am. I am totally Matt Haughey. Ernie: Okay Matt, how would I pass a bizarre variable to create a link in Cold Fusion so that every page on a Web site would build according to a templated ID? Me: Wait, did I say Matt Haughey? I'm sorry, I mispoke. My name is Jason Kottke. Ernie: Oh, really? Okay, Jason, what does Meg look like naked? Me: She's very thin. Ernie: Oh my God! Hey everyone! It's Jason Kottke! Meg Hourihan Me: Meg, what do you look like naked? Meg: Why the hell do you care? Me: Oh, no reason. I was just curious. Meg: But... you're gay. Me: Wait. What? You think I'm gay? Meg: Please. Me: I am so not gay. You think I look gay? Do I sound gay? Meg: Shut up and go help Jason find an adequate facial moisturizer.
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