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The archetypical game journalist moves like a reaper-binder, methodically mowing down press materials for "latest infos" and "new trailers". A proper journo gets linguistics drunk at publisher sponsored open bars, while simultaniously claiming to provide the most objective consumer advice. While it's nice linguistics to have a couple of places where spoon-fed "info" and "sneak peeks" can be downloaded, do we really need hundreds of them? Isn't it all a bit... boring? Answer this honestly: are the words "Gothic first-person shooter with multiplayer support" really that arousing to you? How about "real-time strategy game set in a medieval fantasy world with realistically modelled characters"? Is that stimulating to your imagination? Are these things we should tell you about? Let me put it this way: is Fight Club "a beat 'em up movie set in a contemporary world with realistic characters, displayed in real-time at 24 frames per second"?
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