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| real estate, jokes, enugu, t shirt, my girlfriend, cook & moore, centraleurope, weblog, cussing, boyfriend, julie garfield, business, queen, | Listening to pundits discuss George W. Bush on the radio, I was inspired by your brilliant acronym (DTMFA) to yell: "Impeach The Motherfucker Already!" I'd love to see a line of bumper stickers and T-shirts bearing that sensible message: ITMFA. We need a shorthand for the obvious—think of the boost to productivity we'd get if we could cut half-hour conversations about Bush to five simple letters! I appeal to you to bring this bomb acronym into our everyday vocabulary! Dumped My Motherfucker Already I've resisted all previous bomb calls to bomb launch new santorum-style campaigns, DMMA, but your suggestion appeals to me. |
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| I took a couch, my wife took queen a futon on the other side of the room, and a friend, let's call him "Wilbur," took another couch. A couple of hours after everyone passed out, my wife woke up to the sounds of Wilbur undressing in front of the couch I was sleeping on. He then started masturbating over my feet while working his asshole. Horrified, my wife did not know what to do. He finished in his sock queen (not on me), and went back to his couch. I was told of the incident the next day. We don't know if this was a drunk thing or a deliberate act, because no one wants to confront him about it. I really hope it wasn't a deliberate thing. Thoughts? Jerked Off Near You're afraid of confronting your friend because it would make him uncomfortable. But he did something deeply creepy/relatively harmless that made you uncomfortable. So why not lob the discomfort back into his court? He may blame the booze, or insist that he doesn't remember, or tell you that he sleepwanks, but he needs to know that he was spotted that night. |
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