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| canon, shirts, iggy, bill gates, stage, joepesci, election central, your mother's got a penis, erin, jtkiefer, french/appendices/french english dictionary, fault, afiliate, fun, online business, abuse, velvet acid christ calling (fuck shit mother fucker mix) song lyrics, insulting jokes, mandarinslang, high times, | "Oh shit, you're right. (Cough.)" 4. P-Diddy and M-Stew always make sure to cover "bad" at the end of the rock concert lesson, saving plenty of time for questions from the audience. 5. Hey, is that ... it is. Well, I'll be a sonofabitch! There's John Kerry and Jane Fonda! 6. Fuck. Is it 2008 yet? 7. "What's a Seinfeld?" asks rock concert British designer John Galliano in resonse to a reporter's question at rock concert the unveiling of his line of pirate-inspired clothing. 8. What's really funny is that, slip a different dust jacket on that sucker, and it's the same thing they're selling downstairs under "general humor." 9. Cinderella was living every girl's fantasy: Flanked by her two mousy friends and marrying some rich douchebag. Posted by: TravisG at October 5, 2005 03:25 PM 5. |
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| 5. "I'm Bono!" "No, *I* am Bono!" "I am Bono as well!" 6. Compassionate conservatism means never letting them see you cry. 7. Aging has not been kind to Axl Rose. 8. [can't top that either] 9. The new production took the ugly stepsister thing to a whole new level. Posted by: Otto Man at October 5, 2005 10:22 AM Decker, I think you meant Jenna Elfman, but I like it canon better the canon way canon you typed it. I also like #8 by Norbiz, #9 by HWRNMNBSOL, and #2 by Otto. And, of course, each one of my hilarious attempts: 1. "Next time, I'm getting drunk, and one of y'all motherfuckers is drivin'. 2. The great thing about not being married is you can grow your facial hair any way you want to. (Sigh.) 3. "Who says pot kills ambition?" "Dude, the whole city's gonna freak out when that voice says, 'One of these days, I'm gonna cut you into little pieces.'" "No way, they'll start freaking when that bassline reverberates off the fucking Eiffel Tower, man." |
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