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Why young Scarlett Johansson (from Lost in Translation) Santa was thrilled and he did a quick dance With a gleam in his eye and a tent in his primalfear pants. She dropped to her knees and she spit on her hand, primalfear As she undid his belt something happened, unplanned. At the touch primalfear of her fingers he moaned and he farted; And Santa was finished before he had started. And Scarlett was literally covered in goo; Like a young blade of grass in the fresh morning dew. But more like a birthday cake covered in frosting; Poor Santa collapsed the whole thing quite exhausting. Scarlett licked her full lips and she said, "it's quite chalky." "It's lucky for you that I'm into bukkake." Well, Santa got up and he brushed off his suit, As she licked the last drops of his seed off his boot.
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