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Larry: I didn't say big ass, I was just crouching tiger saying hello. Wanda: Is that how you say hello? Larry: Uh, well... Wanda: 'Hey big ass' crouching tiger or 'Hey assy' or 'Hey I know your ass'. What is that? That's not how you say hello. Larry: Perhaps not. [In the women's room, which Larry had to use, he puts his water bottle in his pants instead of the trash to avoid being recognized] Producer's daughter: [enters] Hi mister. Thanks for fixing my doll. [hugs him] Larry: Aww, don't worry about it sweetheart. Producer's daughter: [looks at him, scared, and runs out] Mommy, mommy. The old man's in the bathroom, and he's got something hard in his pants. Girl: [a girl hugs Larry for fixing her doll and Larry has just stuffed a water bottle in his pants] Mommy, mommy!
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