|
free, insult generators, sustainable development, uruguayan, east central europe, make explosives, thoughts, technology, memento, there goes the neighborhood, cameraphones, hbo home video, andy ackerman, careers, splash, digital photography, quotations, 1980s, bomb, web dafesign,
|
And meanwhile, the night of the funeral, you wanna know where Rhodes Scholar Vince is? Getting smashed at a basketball party and slapping girls asses. I mean, scambaiting what is that? A charity A+? You wanna know why everybody always writes about their grandmothers dying? It's not scambaiting because it's so traumatic. It's because it's a guaranteed A+! And you sit there all sentimental "Oh, Vince it was very powerful, very moving." No, it wasn't. You didn't care. Nobody cared. That's what grandmothers do. They die! Jakob Elinsky: Sometimes, scambaiting guys have a hard time showing their emotions. Mary D'Annunzio: So, slapping my ass is a way of mourning his dead grandmother? Jakob Elinsky: [points to Mary's stomach] What did your mother say when you got that? Mary D'Annunzio: Um, she said, "Where did you get the money for that?" Jakob Elinsky: And?
|
