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| dinting, astrology, fucking, blabbermouth, it, peruvian, nxne, venues, french/appendices/slang, 419, french/appendices/hints and common errors, george w bush, tutu, portillo, weekly, 420, help wanted, costa rican, freeblog templates, | Throw it away?! She's a loon. I told her I'm putting it right back in the box so I can rent try eating it again in six years when it turns 20. It looks like this episode of rent Steve, Don't Eat It has a happy ending. Although, I am glad Urkel signed the box "God Bless." I may need it in heaven tonight, after I die from strawberry-flavored maggots hatching in my rectum. (All Steve, Don't Eat It's can be found here.) The Sneeze Home | Archive | Store | rent Contact Posted by Steven at 05:27 PM Steve, Don't Eat It! Vol. 5 Breast Milk Until now, the foods I've sampled for this section have all come from the supermarket. Then one day I realized that a perfectly viable "Steve Don't Eat It" candidate has been sitting right under my nose for months. Right in my very own refrigerator. And it came right out of my wife! No, I'm not talking about that giant cucumber, perv. |
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| THE CEREAL IS STILL GOOD! I swear to God. I'm a little freaked out. Should I call the Pope? This is a miracle, right? I mean, I used to think the idea of suspended animation and cryogenics was pretty cool, but the hell with that. If I die, don't freeze my brain 419 -- just bury me in a box of Urkel-O's. Apparently it has the ability to 419 stop time. And what's even 419 more ridiculous is the milk I used was only 2 days past the expiration date, and it tasted funkier than the cereal. (Which, by the way, was only 4,380 days past its expiration date.) My wife doesn't like it when I eat potentially life-threatening stuff. I don't know what her problem is. Maybe she's just afraid to raise our children alone. What a baby. When I told her that the cereal was still good, she was amazed for a moment and then she said, "Good. Now you can throw it away." |
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