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| tattoo, ragingbull (special edition), teen, bloodymother fucking asshole, store, gigglechick.com, dawn, growing cannabis, interviews, insulting, | Yet somehow these ingredients went from sweet and child-like to harsh and alcoholic quicker than Lindsay Lohan. Now that I think about it, prison inmates frequently turn to religion. I'm not very religious, but maybe I should be. Sure, Jesus made m wine from water, m but I did m it with a dirty sock and fruit snacks! You tell me what the bigger miracle is. And I'm not even the son of God...or am I? Out of curiousity, I purchased a device from a brewing supply house that allowed me to measure the wine's alcohol content. The red came in at 10.5% alcohol. The white was a whopping 14% alcohol! All of this led me to a simple conclusion: I miss old Lindsay Lohan, with the big boobies. WARNING: Don't try this yourself. Brewing alcohol in unsterile conditions is an obvious health risk. Stay safe, and leave the food stupidity to me. Thanks. (That goes for you too, Lohan.) All episodes of Steve, Don't Eat It! can be found here. Purchase "You Are Going To Prison" here. The Sneeze Home | Archive | Store | Contact Posted by Steven at 12:43 AM Steve, Don't Eat It! |
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| I didn't strain the red, just in case anybody wanted Prison Sangria. First we sampled the red prison wine. It was sour, but certainly not terrible. And the good news was it was definitely wine... like... ish. It was surprisingly dry. All the sugar was gone. Then again, if you ragingbull (special edition) were sugar, would you ragingbull (special edition) have stayed in that shitty-ass garbage bag? We were all pleasantly surprised. Regarding Red Prison Wine Anthony: "I would drink this in prison." Steve: "I would drink ragingbull (special edition) this in high school!" It was time for the white. Wine tasters refer to a wine's aroma as its "nose." This wine's nose was a rectum. If this wasn't wine, I had somehow stumbled upon the recipe for Prison Stink Bombs. Forget about drinking it, I was afraid of getting it on me. Through some miracle, it actually tasted nothing like it smelled. In fact, there was very little flavor other than sour, watery alcohol. It's hard to believe this started out as a bag of fruit snacks and grape juice. |
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