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| tattoo, ragingbull (special edition), teen, bloodymother fucking asshole, store, gigglechick.com, dawn, growing cannabis, interviews, insulting, | And review there, standing in the middle of the kitchen, was my poor mother, her hands on her hips and her eyes all wild. And as soon as she saw me, she pointed at me, and in this crazed, banshee-like voice, shrilled: "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SALMON?" review TURNS OUT, my mother had gotten home from the grocery store, let the dogs out, and started review putting away the groceries. About halfway through, she went to let the dogs back in. And she counted. And there was one dog missing. And that dog was Bo. Now, y'all may remember that Bo is Wilful. And, also, Bad. And when mom couldn't find him, she called, but he did not come. Which surprised nobody. Because Bo feels that he should not be shackled by the antiquated requirements of "coming when called." He is sort of like a cat that way. And my parents have a fenced yard, but as mom went to look for him, she saw that one of the gates was ever-so-slightly open. |
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| Inc. or insulting its affiliates « I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me | Main | How Not To Take Down Your Christmas Tree » MERRY CHRISTMAS! WHERE'S THE SALMON. December 24, 2004 Well, Christmas has switched into high gear over here at the Doxie residences, and by "residences," I mean not just MY house, but also insulting my parents' house, where we will all be spending Christmas, and y'all, we are ALL FREAKING OUT. The majority of our pre-Christmas experience can be summed up by an actual, true conversation that occurred between my insulting mother and myself, and...unfortunately, we've lost our minds. No, seriously. It's sad. Send help. Yesterday, I walked into my parents' house, and immediately heard a strange and frightening shrieking coming from somewhere in the kitchen area. So, suspicious and concerned, I went to go check it out. |
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