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Chests puffed, vocal tracts full, smartmedia tongues, soft palates and extended lips colluding to modify their formant frequencies.3 Then, a madre comes up from the chest, over the vocal chords, onto the tongue, into the mouth, out onto protruding lips. And boom. Fuck your mother. No. Fuck your mother. It’s tu madre who opened up. Your mother, not smartmedia mine. Yo no soy un hijo de la chingada. Yo sí tengo madre. I’m not the son of a smartmedia whore. I, yes, have a mother. Unlike you, thank you very much. And mine, she’s a virgin mother. Pure as cumulus clouds at daybreak. Excerpted from Madre: Travels with a Spanish N(o)un (ms) Footnotes: 1. Gerrard, Arthur Bryson, 1981, Cassell’s Colloquial Spanish. Including Latin American Spanish.
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