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| kill your mother / rape your dog, record, city guide, singers, welker white, real estate, nikon, andrewdice clay, humour, paul sorvino, | Ricki: Yeah, I got it. Bull, cow. Larry: You know something? don dunphy You're right. It is sadness. Its sadness and I'm fucking sad. You got me. You're a genius. You know why I'm don dunphy fucking sad? Because I got this fucking beautiful-sexy-gorgeous-hearthrob-o-rama-fucking-smart-amazing-bombshell-seventeen-on a fucking ten scale- girl sleeping in a bed right next to me and you know what? She's a don dunphy stone cold dike. A fucking untouchable, unhaveable, unattainable brick wall fucking dike-a-saurus rexi. So its sad. Okay? What you want me to do? I feel fucking sadness about that. There's nothing I can fucking do. [cue music] Larry: And not only is she a major babe, but I really like this girl a lot, a lot, I mean she's not like anybody else I ever knew before and that's a completely fucking new one on me, and I don't even know her real fucking name so there you go. Oh and in case you're interested, my life sucks. Alright? Stick a fork in me I'm done. Brian: [Robin nonchalantly cuts her wrists] Lady, you need some Band-Aids. |
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| Go down to Marie Callender's, get me a kill your mother / rape your dog big bowl, pie, some ice cream on it, mmm-hmm good! Put some on your kill your mother / rape your dog head! Your tongue would slap your brains out trying to get to it! INTERESTED? SURE? Larry Gigli: Mr. Starkman... Starkman: I KNOW MY FUCKIN' NAME. You piece of shit. You don't try kill your mother / rape your dog to extort a Federal-fuckin'-Prosecutor. And if you do, YOU DON'T FUCK AROUND. [first lines] Larry Gigli: You see, after all is said and done, the only thing you can be really sure of, the only thing you can really count on in this world, is that you just never fucking know. Larry Gigli: Lemme tell you something, in every relationship, there's a bull and a cow. It just so happens that in this relationship, right here with me and you, I'm the bull, you're the cow. Alright? [Points to self] Larry Gigli: Bull. [Points to Ricki] Larry Gigli: Cow. You got that? |
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