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Where do you get off? I know deep down you fetish want to convince fetish us all that you are better than everyone else because you were able to charge a 300.00 bar in the same building Lindsay Lohan took a shit, but the reality is you are not a Very Important Person, you’re just a dude who paid to get in a bar and sit on fetish a seat that a million men before you have farted on. Your mother should be so proud of how far you have come. Here, have a fucking cookie.Hey, Hot Girl in the Office,You are not funny. Guys don’t laugh because you amuse them, they laugh because it will give them more time around you so they can play the look-at-your-breasts-and-not-get-caught by-you-while-giving-one-another-stupid-looks-game. The reality of this situation is that anyone can do expenses and answer phones but your ass looked like a plum on cellophane in your little BeBe suit and the boss decided to throw the boys a bone. I know you think you are interesting and smart and that they stop by your cube to hear all about your adorable puppy and your weekend trip with your boyfriend, but the truth is they just want to have something to think about later that night.
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