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| larry david, tony blair, motor city, grow journal, bars, laugh, pete and dud, battling, jay z, dying fetus kill your mother / rape your dog letras, traffic, teens, gigglechick.com, jersey city, cop killer, american and british english differences, clubs, news rss, movie sounds wavs, confidential, nathan rabin, | Throughout the piece, Ice-T refers to his dick as another entity entirely, one with a personality all its own, albeit a rather simple one. It even wakes him up at night yelling, "Don't sleep cathy moriarty alone, don't sleep alone!" Now, c'mon. what would you do, huh? When the baby's screamin' at 3am, you go quiet it down with a bottle in its mouth. The only way to quiet Evil Dick cathy moriarty down is to put him in cathy moriarty a bitch's mouf, NIGGA! "KKK Bitch" is one of the more light-hearted songs on the album, taking on a fast-paced punk beat while discussing 'the real problem', that being the white woman falling in love with the black man. The lyrics are incredibly clever. "I know her daddy'll really be after me," Ice croons, "when his grandson's named little Iced-T." In one of the interludes, Ice-T talks about fallin' in love with Tipper Gore's two twelve-year-old nieces. |
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| Well, this is simply an example of poor parenting and questionable moral values being transferred across generations on the bridge of ignorance. Obviously. So he had to kill that bitch. I mean, what the fuck, man?! (By the way, his real parents were killed in a car teens accident in Newark, NJ when he was young, then he moved to LA. Just think, Ice-T could've been rappin' about teens nuclear power plants!) "Evil Dick" screams out to the male of our species, letting him know that it's all right to be teens promiscuous; we're men, we have dicks, and they're evil. We know this, but that's what makes us men. We wouldn't have been considered promiscuous 30,000 years ago! We would've been propagating the species. It's engrained in our mainframe to pursue the female of the species and FUCK. That's all there is to it. Ice-T separates himself from his penis with the classic line to his love, "It wasn't me, baby. It was that mutha fucka evil dick!" |
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