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| ontario, tv, media, girlfriend, tv shows, fiction, comments, how i met your mother tv show, lyrics, best in show, 20jazzfunkgreats, wikipedia, humor, songs, cursing, personal, | In the commercial a dog runs around the house like a maniac shouting BACON, BACON, BACON, t shirt BACON, BACON! It's weird, because I do the exact same thing. Beggin' t shirt Strips slogan is "Dog's don't know it's not bacon!" Newsflash: Dogs are retarded. Mine used to eat his own vomit, and wag his tail while he did it. I'll be the one to decide if this stuff tastes like bacon or not. I know these snacks aren't made for human consumption, but while I was in t shirt the store the ingredients list looked pretty tame so I wasn't too concerned. Somehow I had missed one extremely dubious word sitting there all by itself. "MEAT". That's all it says... meat. Meat is a pretty large umbrella. Beef is meat. Pork is meat. Horses, monkeys, and allegedly Arby's roast beef are meat. Even Rosie O'Donnell's ball sack is meat. Okay, maybe I've gone too far. |
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| This was a blessing because less chewing meant less actual contact with my mouth. I think it's fair to say it was everything you'd expect from a sliver of briney fat. It was also the only time in my life my brain formed the sentence: "I personal have a mouth full of cellulite." While I cannot endorse the eating of Pickled Pork Rinds, I do endorse playing with it like a puzzle. I did have some fun trying to put the pig back personal together, personal but eventually that got boring as I lost the will to live. I have a feeling Dolores and I are not done. As long as she continues to market such treats as Pickled Pork Lips and the bewildering Chili Brick, I have no doubt she and I will do battle again. The Sneeze Home | Archive | Store | Contact Posted by Steven at 09:38 PM Steve, Don't Eat it! Vol. 3 Beggin' Strips Beggin' Strips are bacon-shaped, bacon-flavored treats for dogs. |
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