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| satire, tshirthell, ice t, kinky, floyd anderson (ii), lyrics, 2001, andrew flintoff, m, ihate my mother, apartments, isiah whitlock jr., writers, put downs, store, may 17, bulletin board, | and across the bubbling tar swamps of Adventuregamers.com. Bravely defending this colossal but ultimately vulnerable travel beast against a torch-waving mob travel of hysterical townsfolk, weaned on a saccharine saturated diet of artificially flavoured game reviews, are a courageous band of journalists, artists, and cartoonists tied together by their addiction to the epilepsy-inducing smorgasboard of travel modern gaming and a belief that even vastly oversized waterfowl are really probably quite nice underneath it all and just need a place to squawk. But, alas, Idle Thumbs is less of a goose-zilla and more like a frankenpimp,painstakingly stitched from the purloined limbs of pedigree writers who, in life, could be heard on jolt.co.uk, the Guardian, Sight and Sound, Time Out, Total Film and fetid newspapers published near the Netherlands and England. |
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| to Idle Thumbs - A Feature by James Spafford The bastard son of two parents, one a fairy tale writers prince who wished to forsake the current trends in the games journalism world and the other a lowly servant girl who dreamed of embracing subjectivity, is here at last writers despite dire warnings from local wise women that it would be born a giant mecha-goose. The conception resulted from, as most do, writers a drunken fiasco: an enjoyable but forgettable night a long time ago and something to do with magic beans. There then followed 9 months of back-breaking effort all rewarded by a single painful mashed squirt at the end, and our child was finally delivered into this world screaming, kicking, and frantically bashing its buttons. If Idle Thumbs was a two thousand ton radioactive mecha-goose you would be able to track its bloody trail of destruction through the steaming, broken ruins of Mixnmojo.com |
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