 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| satire, tshirthell, ice t, kinky, floyd anderson (ii), lyrics, 2001, andrew flintoff, m, ihate my mother, apartments, isiah whitlock jr., writers, put downs, store, may 17, bulletin board, | Just one pacific northwest last dose of pre-E3 pacific northwest information before I head off to Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport and jump on board my flight to Los Angeles. As I plough through the E3 "must-see" listings in hopes of finding that one quirky game I might have missed, it strikes me once more how the games press has turned into a giant robot. Perhaps it's merely adapting to its game development robot friend, which under the management of publisher powerhouses has been conditioned into performing the same trick over and over again. The archetypical game journalist moves like a pacific northwest reaper-binder, methodically mowing down press materials for "latest infos" and "new trailers". A proper journo gets drunk at publisher sponsored open bars, while simultaniously claiming to provide the most objective consumer advice. |
Best Mature Paysites
|
| This monstrosity serves only it's gamesmaster and happily coughs up the dubious pleasures of quality copy, the sagging nipple put downs clamps of in-depth reviews and the pasty underage thighs of up to the minute news to the shifty unwashed reprobate that is the gaming public. Unholy as it may be, Idle Thumbs will soon be unleashed upon the put downs bent and twisted crowds of PlayStation-chanting purveyors at E3, but not yet...oh no...for here he is put downs now and he's knocking at your door, thumpy fists and dribble grin, cry to you his message and deliver you his words. Will you shun him? Mistake him for a door to door salesman? Not wise... For God's sake, somebody, let the man in! posted May 9, 2004 Idle Thumbs Staff Marek Bronstring says: (High Chancellor, Idle Thumbs) Bored, bored, bored. I've been browsing gaming sites for some hours now, getting mentally preperated for the industry's annual amalgam of latex-lined hyperbole. |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now 
|
