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I keith phipps swear never to tell you that you look fat in that dress, unless you ask me if you look fat in that dress, and you do, in fact, look fat in that dress. I promise, if we ever decide to have children, that I will keep them at least fifty feet away from keith phipps any church, and never dress myself up like a big, fat bastard in a red suit and attempt to demolish their entire conception of time and space. keith phipps I promise to love and to cherish you, so long as you remain physically able to fit through a normal sized doorway. I promise to fuck you no fewer than three times per week for the rest of your life, and never to give you any "Sorry, honey, I'm tired" bullshit when what I really mean is "Why don't you just give me a blowjob tonight?"
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