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| 1930s, politically incorrect t shirts, new imperialism, canadian content, games, community, radiohead, idont like tha fag omarian so pop your shit about me and i will fuck u up, web design, centraleurope, alternative media, dyingfetus lyrics, explosive, | I promise not to pretend that I like all your friends, bud shots especially that annoying fat bitch who doesn't know how to shut her fucking mouth. I promise not to feel obligated to accompany you to every cookie-cutter bud shots wedding ceremony of every acquaintance you've ever had, and if I do, not to dance the Macarena just because some drunk bimbo in the bridal party can't have fun unless each and every grown man at the wedding is flushing his bud shots own dignity and masculinity completely down the toilet. I swear that if I ever have the chance to fuck two women at once, that I will ask your permission first and give you the opportunity to participate. |
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| I promise never games to lie to you purely to make you feel good about yourself for the next fifteen minutes, only to increase your games neurotic dependence on my faking of reality just so you can avoid doing a single fucking jumping jack. I swear that if your mother ever, and I mean ever, complains about the way I treat you, how much money I make, or why I don't go to church, I will say something that makes her turn red, collapse, or run for her fucking life. I swear that I will never games let you talk me into naming our kids anything that will get them torn a new asshole during recess. I promise to have a life outside of you, work late, hang out with other women, watch football on Sundays, drink too much, and yes, occasionally express my true feelings about how fucking boring it is to shop for duvet covers three weekends in a row when frankly, I don't give a shit what color the flowers are on that French blanket piece of shit when all I really want to do is throw you down on top of it and fuck your fucking brains out. |
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