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| bizarre, sledging(cricket), news, 20jazzfunkgreats, calling (fuck shit mother fucker mix), battling, ha, jay chou, traffic, audio clips, andy ackerman, cook and moore, cultivation, phrases, beatmaster v, about, dining, rock/pop, hear, barbed quotes, movies, singapore, motown, | That's a hate crime! Larry David: [watching Girls Gone Wild] What do you mean you're not going to pause it? Jeff Greene: I'm not a pauser, I don't like pausing. Larry David: Well, that's rude, I'll miss it. Jeff Greene: I'll rewind it when you come back. Larry David: Yeah, but I can see when you rewind and it'll give it away! Jeff Greene: There's no story! Give what art director away? There's art director bosoms! That's it! [while ordering coffee at Starbucks] Larry David: I'll have a vanilla... one of those art director vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. |
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| [repeated line] Cheryl: Why would you do that? Larry David: [watching Girls Gone Wild] You know what a woman would do if I ever asked her to lift up about her top? Jeff Greene: Why do you have to analyze this? Can't we just watch this? Larry David: She would spit on me! If I ever asked a woman to lift up her top, she would kick about me in the balls and spit on me! Jeff Greene: We've waited a long time to see this and all you're about doing is yakking. Be quiet, come on! Larry: Apparently, no one wants to have anything to do with me because of the Shaq thing. Cheryl: That's... kinda sad. Larry: What, are you kidding? Larry: [Larry's house has been spray painted by trick-or-treaters he has offended and he's reporting it to cops] They don't deserve candy and I don't deserve this: "Bald Asshole"? |
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