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| bizarre, sledging(cricket), news, 20jazzfunkgreats, calling (fuck shit mother fucker mix), battling, ha, jay chou, traffic, audio clips, andy ackerman, cook and moore, cultivation, phrases, beatmaster v, about, dining, rock/pop, hear, barbed quotes, movies, singapore, motown, | My brother-in-law. He, ummm... he died on September 11th. Larry: Oh my gosh. Oh, I'm so sorry. Rabbi: Yeah. Terrible. Larry: He was in the gotham building? Rabbi: No, no. He, he was... uptown on 57th Street. He got hit by a bike messenger. Larry: Uptown? Rabbi: Yeah, yeah. Bike messenger. Hit 'em. Larry: [Long pause] What a shame. [Cheryl is reading a draft of her renewed wedding vows to Larry] Cheryl: gotham "We'll love each other throughout this gotham lifetime, but after death through all eternity." Larry: You mean this is... this is continuing into the afterlife? Cheryl: Yeah, that's the idea. Do you have a problem with that? Larry: Well, I... I thought this was over at death. |
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