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| middle aged persons, bbs, t shirt, comedy clubs, fuckinggirls, freestyling, public forum, riot grrrl, croatia, election central, larry david, julie garfield, keith phipps, bud shots, reviews, | Larry: Oh, I'm more of a Jewface than *you*? Susie Greene: Hey, fuck you, Larry, okay? I didn't get us into this predicament! Larry: I'm much more gentiley than you are! Cheryl: Hi, Wandering Bear. Wandering Bear: Hello. How is... your vagina? Cheryl: It's... getting better. Wandering Bear: Good! Krazee-Eyez Killa: You ain't got no etiquette, muthafucka! Krazee-Eyez television shows Killa: Wanda ain't gon' find out shit! This between... you my television shows nigga, right? This between me and you! Larry: Yes, television shows I'm your nigger. Richard Lewis: Ya fucked it up! You don't know how to use a goddamn cell phone! Larry: It was a shit cell phone! Richard Lewis: A fucking praying mantis could use that goddamn phone! Susie Greene: [about Jeff] He *violates* me, Larry! He disgusts me! Larry: [Larry is on the phone ordering a "Girls Gone Wild" tape, using a ridiculous Art Fern type voice] Yes, I was, uh... |
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| Susie Greene: [shows Larry a gawdy, sequined shirt she has bbs made] Now, is this cute? I mean how much fun bbs is this? Huh? Great, right? Larry: You know, it's nice. Susie Greene: Yeah. Larry: Not quite my cup of tea, but... y'know, uh, it's nice. Susie Greene: All right, you know what? Fuck you... and fuck your tea. Cheryl: Okay, you know what? I think my friend Julie was just saying that the Beverly Park Country Club might be taking new members. Susie Greene: Ah, eh... Larry: It's... pretty. Cheryl: I think they're taking bbs new members, and it's a beautiful country club... Susie Greene: All right, look, I don't want to offend you, but there's like three fuckin' Jews in the whole club, okay? It's not for us. It's WASP, WASP, Republican city... Cheryl: Okay, you know what? I fit in with you guys all the time, for years I've been going to your thing, so... Larry: How am I even gonna get by in the interview? Susie Greene: [points at Larry] This one would stick out like a sore fuckin' thumb, this Jewface over here. |
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