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| middle aged persons, bbs, t shirt, comedy clubs, fuckinggirls, freestyling, public forum, riot grrrl, croatia, election central, larry david, julie garfield, keith phipps, bud shots, reviews, | Monty Brogan: No. No. Fuck you Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fuck! Phelan: Uh, what's the big deal with forum the unemployment number anyway? Frank Slaughtery: Fellan... Phelan: It's, uh, Phelan. Frank Slaughtery: Whatever. Look... More jobs means fewer people looking for work. Means it's harder to find good people to fill those jobs. Means you gotta raise wages to get forum them. Means inflation goes up. You got it? Phelan: Yeah. Frank Slaughtery: No, I didn't think so. That's why I'm doing what I'm doing and you're handing forum out junk mail. Frank Slaughtery: You know, you're wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie, you know that, right? Phelan: Yeah, I do it for the ladies. Frank Slaughtery: Oh - the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion? [Monty standing in the men's bathroom talking to himself in the mirror] Monty Brogan: Fuck me? |
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| Jakob Elinsky: What fuckinggirls do we say to him? Frank Slaughtery: We say nothin'. The guy's going to hell for seven years, what fuckinggirls are going do wish him luck? [Imagining an alternate ending for Monty] James Brogan: And maybe one day, years from now, long after I'm dead and gone, reunited with your dear mother, you gather your whole family together and tell them the truth, who you are, where you come from. You tell them the whole story. And then you ask them if they know how lucky they are fuckinggirls to be there. Jakob Elinsky: I kissed her. Frank Slaughtery: You what? Jakob Elinsky: My student. I, I kissed her. Frank Slaughtery: Who are you trying to be... R. Kelly? Frank Slaughtery: Fuck the Times. I read the Post. Frank Slaughtery: You know what a man should never ask in a Victoria's Secret shop, Jake? Jakob Elinsky: What? Frank Slaughtery: "Does this come in children's sizes?" |
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