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| to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with.Jeff Greene's Mother: Why did you have to put those clothes of Jeff's, just throw them in...Larry David: Why? Why? Why?Jeff Greene's Mother: Just throw them in, in the trunk, on top of a dirty old tire? Why?Larry David: Obviously there's something wrong with me.Jeff Greene's Mother: Yes, well, that's the question...Larry David: What is wrong with me?Jeff Greene's Mother: Why would anybody do that? A person doesn't do that.Larry David: I don't have a closet in my house. I'm just used to throwing things around like that.Jeff Greene's Mother: And throwing them on the floor?Larry David: I throw them on the floor. That's how all my clothes are at home. I don't even have a bed, I sleep on a big pile of clothes.Jeff Greene's Mother: Well, it's just disgusting.Larry David: I'm a disgusting man.repeated lineCheryl: Why would you do that?watching Girls Gone WildJeff Greene: Why do you have to analyze this? Can't we just watch this?Larry David: She would spit on me! |
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