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You going to get a card?noddingLarry's reflection: You're not going to get a card! You're not going to do a fucking thing!Larry: I'll try and do better. I will.Larry's unbreakable reflection: TV! TV! TV! That's what you like to do! Read a fucking book!Larry: Okay, yeah, you're right! You know everything!Larry's unbreakable reflection: Who the fuck do you think you're talking to!Larry: That shish-kebab, the whole night I couldn't get rid of it.Ben Stiller: Uh, unbreakable yeah. I have a scratched retina.Larry: Oh.Getting out of jury dutyLarry: Uh... well, your honor, I believe it would be hard to remain impartial seeing as the defendant is a negro.Larry has just offended a rabbiNat David: He doesn't know what he's doing.Cheryl's Mom: He really doesn't.Cheryl: No, he's...Larry: What do they say in The Bible? "He knows not... whereof he..."Rabbi: Don't try, don't try to quote The Bible.Larry:
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