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| i, theatre, abusive, chick, body count, web dafesign, nine inch nails, ice t, gossip, african american, | [In the women's room, which Larry had to use, he puts his water bottle in his pants instead of the trash to avoid being recognized] Producer's daughter: [enters] Hi mister. Thanks for fixing my doll. [hugs him] Larry: Aww, don't worry about lester it sweetheart. Producer's lester daughter: [looks at him, scared, and runs out] Mommy, mommy. The old man's in the bathroom, and he's got something hard in his pants. Girl: [a girl hugs Larry for fixing her doll and Larry has just lester stuffed a water bottle in his pants] Mommy, mommy! The bald man's in the bathroom and there's something hard in his pants! Susie Greene: [Larry steals the head of a doll from Jeff's daughter's collection] You fat fuck! |
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| Anybody want to help a semi-retarded individual change a tire? 25, 30 dollars. 30 dollars to change this tire. 35 dollars to change this tire right now. [People are ignoring him] Larry: I'll give you 10 dollars for a verbal ice t response. 10 dollars. Anybody want to make 10 dollars and respond verbally? No? Larry: I am not obsessed with asses. Wanda: Ok, assy. And what is all that shit all over ice t your shirt? You been scrounging around, looking for ass? [Larry has realized he ice t made a bad joke about Wanda's butt] Larry: Ok, Wanda... Wanda: Oh, you know who I am, ok. I thought I would have to turn around and show you my big ass. Larry: OK, you completely misinterpreted that... Wanda: How am I supposed to interpret it? You shouted out 'Hey, Big Ass Wanda'. Larry: I didn't say big ass, I was just saying hello. Wanda: Is that how you say hello? Larry: Uh, well... Wanda: 'Hey big ass' or 'Hey assy' or 'Hey I know your ass'. What is that? That's not how you say hello. Larry: Perhaps not. |
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