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| i, theatre, abusive, chick, body count, web dafesign, nine inch nails, ice t, gossip, african american, | Larry David: I don't have a closet in my house. I'm just used to throwing things around like that. Jeff Greene's Mother: And throwing them on the floor? Larry David: I throw them on the floor. That's how all my clothes are at home. I don't even have a bed, I sleep on a big pile of clothes. Jeff Greene's Mother: Well, it's just disgusting. comedy Larry David: I'm a disgusting man. [repeated line] Cheryl: Why would you do that? Larry David: [watching Girls Gone Wild] You know what comedy a woman would do comedy if I ever asked her to lift up her top? Jeff Greene: Why do you have to analyze this? Can't we just watch this? Larry David: She would spit on me! If I ever asked a woman to lift up her top, she would kick me in the balls and spit on me! Jeff Greene: We've waited a long time to see this and all you're doing is yakking. Be quiet, come on! Larry: Apparently, no one wants to have anything to do with me because of the Shaq thing. Cheryl: That's... kinda sad. Larry: What, are you kidding? |
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| Larry David: It's not every day that you get to african american be affectionate around something German, it just doesn't happen that often. Richard Lewis: Can't we have lunch or something and discuss this? Larry: I can't. Richard Lewis: Why not? Larry: I've been auctioned off for some charity. Richard Lewis: What is this, african american "Roots"? Cheryl: [Larry discusses african american becoming a restaurant host] I thought you didn't like talking to people. Larry David: I don't like talking to... to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with. Jeff Greene's Mother: Why did you have to put those clothes of Jeff's, just throw them in... Larry David: Why? Why? Why? Jeff Greene's Mother: Just throw them in, in the trunk, on top of a dirty old tire? Why? Larry David: Obviously there's something wrong with me. Jeff Greene's Mother: Yes, well, that's the question... Larry David: What is wrong with me? Jeff Greene's Mother: Why would anybody do that? A person doesn't do that. |
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