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I'm island in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once. Chris: Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life. Chris: How do you know island if a Frenchman has been in your backyard? Teddy: Hey, I'm French, all right? Chris: Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant. Teddy: Didn't I just say I'm French? Gordie: Do you think island I'm weird? Chris: Definitely. Gordie: No man, seriously. Am I weird? Chris: Yeah, but so what? Everybody's weird. Gordie: [after being handed a gun] Is it loaded? Chris: Shit no, what do you think I am? [gun goes off] Chris, Gordie: JESUS! Vern: Geez, Gordie, why couldn't you have gotten breakfast stuff like twinkies, Pez and root beer? Gordie: Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents. Vern: This isn't funny. What am I supposed to eat? Teddy: Why don't you cook your dick? Chris: It'd be a small meal! Vern: Come on you guys, let's get moving. Teddy: Yeah, by the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore.
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