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| alternative hip hop, real estate, safe, tony darrow, e zine, romance, curbyour enthusiasm the complete fourth season, free, cannabis, personal essays, cds, criminals, ca, joe pesci, directors, hear, albanian, alternative media, threads, new europe, | But you know it's not his fault it's his glands. Vern: Oh yeah, my cousin's like that, sincerely. She weighs over offensive three hundred pounds. Supposed to be Hyboid Gland or something. Well I don't know about any Hyboid Glands, but what a blimp. No shit. she looks like a Thanksgiving turkey. And you know this one time... offensive Chris: Shut up, Vern. Vern: Yeah, yeah, right. Go on, Gordie, it's a swell offensive story. The Writer: [voiceover] It happens sometimes. Friends come in and out of our lives like busboys in a restaurant. Milo: Looney, looney, looney. Teddy: I'm gonna rip your head off and SHIT down your neck! Milo: Chopper, sic'em, Boy! The Writer: Now he said, "Sic'em, Boy", but what I heard was, "Chopper, sic balls!" |
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| Chris: You four-eyed pile of shit. Teddy: A pile hear of shit has a thousand eyes. Vern: You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman? Teddy: What are you, cracked? Vern: No, I saw him on TV hear the other day, he was holding five elephants in one hand. Teddy: Boy, you don't know nothing. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's hear no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy. Vern: I guess you're right. It'd be a good fight though. Chris: I'm never gonna get out of this town am I, Gordie? Gordie: You can do anything you want, man. Chris: Yeah, sure. Give me some skin. Gordie: I'll see ya. Chris: Not if I see you first. Gordie: I'll see ya. Chris: Not if I see you first. Gordie: ...the main guy of the story is a fat kid that nobody likes named Davie Hogan. Vern: Like Charlie Hogan's brother. If he had one. Chris: Good Vern. Go on, Gordie. Gordie: Well this kid is our age but he's fat, real fat. He weighs close to one-eighty. |
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