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| the onion, sports, stephen thompson, award winning, 1980s, goldielookin chain, martha wainwright, dan savage, standard mandarin, t shirts, singapore sexual slang, tv, max yield, bernie allen, chat, tee, 1986, flicks, frank vincent, canada, kinky, i, | Below is a "beauty shot" of just one of the 106 pupae found gallery listings in the can. Mmmm. Is it me, or does that penny suddenly look delicious? The silkworm pupas gave gallery listings off a subtle, nutty aroma. Not strong like my nuts after a weekend with no shower, just more like their usual, end-of-the-day twang. These little guys only cost me 79 cents. That's a mere 0.7 gallery listings cents per pupa. Quite the bargain... for a can of dead, turd-like moths... in their own gravy... why God... WHY?? The pile of moist cocoons looked so sad sitting there (like so many piles of moist cocoons will) that I decided to cheer them up. Make 'em feel fancy! One doily, some frilly toothpicks and a few dry heaves later, and I'd say mission accomplished! |
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| He's just enjoying some Booger Snacks! I won't bore you with every word on dan savage the can, but I'll hit the highlights... Any words in an oval demand attention. The yellow oval on this can says "High Protein - Great side dish when drinking alcohol." I imagine this came from the silkworm marketing team when faced with the nagging question "Who the fuck's gonna eat this?!" The answer: DRUNKS! On the back of the can is a list of bullet points. One of them dan savage is: "Warning! Some people may be allergic to dan savage silkworms, and get blotches or break out from eating the contents of this can." Luckily I can't read Korean, so I'm good. Sadly there is no "Serving Size" listed-- ruining my hopes that the serving size might be zero. Alright, I've stalled as long as I can. It's time for me to get pupified... I found it odd that the pull-tab was actually on the bottom of the can, until I realized this is just a time-saver for people who'd rather open it right over the garbage. |
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