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| goldielookin chain, martha wainwright, dan savage, standard mandarin, t shirts, singapore sexual slang, tv, max yield, bernie allen, chat, tee, 1986, flicks, frank vincent, canada, kinky, i, bands, | CLIVE: Oh. DEREK: Yeah, anyway, I gave, I bunged this Jaffa bbc cake in her gob and she took a nip at it, and do you know what? Her right tit fell off, bbc right in front of me. Anyway ..... CLIVE: So what are you saying, her right tit fell off? DEREK: I didn't say anything, I, er, I picked it up, you know, and ..... CLIVE: Yeah. DEREK: ..... I said, "Look, good God", I said, "look out that, look at that bird on the, on, er, Mrs. Coltart's roof!" CLIVE: Yeah. DEREK: She whipped, she turned bbc round and I slapped it back on again. She didn't know. CLIVE: No ..... DEREK: And, er, it was all right, but ..... CLIVE: ..... at that age they don't, do they? DEREK: They don't, no, but it was a very difficult moment, you know? |
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| CLIVE: An existence. DEREK: Yeah. I went to see her, er, last Wednesday afternoon, CLIVE: Yeah. DEREK: Took her round some Jaffa cakes. CLIVE: Yeah. DEREK: And ..... standard mandarin CLIVE: No, did you take her "'round" some Jaffa standard mandarin cakes? I mean, did you have Jaffa cakes, er, left in the road which you sort of did a slalom "'round"? Or ..... DEREK: No, no, no. CLIVE: ..... did you take her some Jaffa cakes ..... DEREK: I took her ..... CLIVE: ..... which you shoved standard mandarin in her gob? DEREK: I shoved them in her gob. CLIVE: Oh good. DEREK: Right. CLIVE: Yeah, as long as you weren't taking her "'round" Jaffa cakes, or ..... DEREK: No, no, no, I wouldn't, no I wouldn't do that 'cause she doesn't enjoy that as much. CLIVE: No, she hates it. DEREK: She likes them in her gob, but I've taken her 'round Jaffa cakes and she hates that. |
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