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| shopping, pics, offensive, cast away, north by northeast, abuse, politics, robert de niro, teen, punchthem, concerts, london, lampoon, mike starr, dogbomb, technology, merchandise, 100 miles and runnin', pete & dud, | Marty: We're going cow spanking. Jasper: Cow spanking? What's that? Marty: It's like cow tipping, only we spank. Jasper: Really. Rocky: Come on let's get this stuff and get out of here. Jasper: While you boys are doe out cow spanking, Kile and I are gonna go pussy huntin'. Marty: Good for you, Jasper. Kile: [smacks Marty in the head] Hey, don't get sassy with my boy. Jasper: You ever been pussy hunting? doe [Kile holds a balloon up to Marty's face and squeezes it, so it looks like doe two pulsating balls] Jasper: I didn't think so. You know how I knew? You got to have bait to catch one. Sam: You know, if we hurt him, we'd be just as bad as him. Rocky: We need to hurt him without really hurting him. George: Whoever didn't bring life jackets on a boat trip is a moron. |
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| I'm out here merchandise on this river with a bunch of munchkins who are sober as hell and merchandise bringing me down... and now you tell me that we don't even get to do what we came here for? Millie: I don't wanna be here! Millie: We'll never be forgiven for what we did. Sam: You didn't do anything. Millie: [crying] merchandise I don't wanna be here, I don't wanna be here. Sam: You know, when we graduate high school, and become doctors and lawyers and all that kind of stuff... what do you think it would be like? [George turns the camera on Millie] George: Have you ever been stoned, Millie? Millie: [smirks] Will you please get that out of my face? Jasper: What are the paddles for? Marty: We're going cow-spanking. Kile: What the fuck is cow-spanking? Marty: Well, it's like cow-tipping, except we spank. Jasper: What are the paddles for? |
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