George: [George takes a magazine 100 miles and runnin'

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George: [George takes a bite of the sandwich] Hmmm. Yum. Did you make these yourself? You'll, you'll have to give me the recipe some time. Clyde: It's peanut butter and jelly. George: [George takes off his shoes and socks, before wadding into the water] Hey, you know I have athlete's foot? [puts his 100 miles and runnin' foot in Millie's face] Millie: [pushes George's foot away, and runs 100 miles and runnin' off] You are so disgusting! George: [shouts] Shut the fuck up, Clyde! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do! Because all 100 miles and runnin' you do is fucking prance around school, talking about your fucking faggoty fairy fathers! I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fucking fathers and how they're assholes work, alright? It makes me sick, alright, and I fucking hope they fucking die of fucking fag disease!
clean jokes, 1988, kristinlehmann, dogma
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