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Let me just get that out there. Nobody gives a shit where orange you went last night- that, like your life, is interesting to you and orange only you, you fucking prissy-ass poser. How narcissistic of you to really believe that your willingness to pay some fat, bald bouncer at some overpriced modern disco makes you orange an interesting person? Where do you get off? I know deep down you want to convince us all that you are better than everyone else because you were able to charge a 300.00 bar in the same building Lindsay Lohan took a shit, but the reality is you are not a Very Important Person, you’re just a dude who paid to get in a bar and sit on a seat that a million men before you have farted on. Your mother should be so proud of how far you have come. Here, have a fucking cookie.Hey, Hot Girl in the Office,You are not funny. Guys don’t laugh because you amuse them, they laugh because it will give them more time around you so they can play the look-at-your-breasts-and-not-get-caught by-you-while-giving-one-another-stupid-looks-game.
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