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The door swings open to reveal your father, naked and sweating, on top of your mother. Your mother is moaning as if in pain, and your father is pushing against her violently. He's hurting her! It sounds like he's trying photography to kill her! You start to wail in fear. Your father turns, and barks, "Close the door, dammit!" You're twelve years old, and painfully body conscious. You push open the door and see your parents making out on the couch. They're mostly naked, photography and their flesh is all old and saggy and wrinkly. Your father looks like a photography beached walrus under your mother. A dozen dismayed thoughts run through your mind: Will I look like that when I'm that old? No, I'll never look like that. They look ridiculous. Gawd, why don't they cover up? You quietly leave, blushing furiously. You're fourteen years old; you're at an age where a good stiff breeze gives you a woody.
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