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| bc alternative media, news, arab, lgbt, bc media, wordssong lyrics 2pac hit'em up greatest hits, newsweekly, culture, doe, centreville, lori anne flax, melbourne, beck, tv shows, thedozens, geeksmake me hot (dot) com, french/appendices/history, city guide, warwick, tvshows, | Simpson: "Yum!" The Osbournes Kelly walks into Jack's room and he is watching internet porn. Jack: "Hey Kelly, do you want to watch some midget porn we found on the internet?" She tells him to turn it off. Then Jack starts chasing her with a homemade dildo cd in cd his hand. He runs after her with it, saying she smacked him with a dildo once so he owes her. (The dildo and computer screen are pixilated.) Kelly talks back cd to her mother Sharon, Kelly: "Get your head out of your ass, you [bleeped 'fucking'] evil woman!" Ozzy: "You pissed on the [bleeped 'fucking'] couch, man!" |
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