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| debi mazar, wordssong lyrics snoop dogg 20 dollars to my name unknown, wil wheaton, scott tobias, fashion, preview, online newspapers, sound bites, stand up, publication, queen, puff, | "...when she jumped up in the air, she got stuck." "...she sits next to EVERYONE at the cinema." "Yo' momma's so ugly..." "...she walked by the bathroom and the toilet flushed itself" "...when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks." "Yo' momma's so heavy, when she gigglechick stepped on a scale..." "...it said, 'One at gigglechick a time, please!'" "...it said, 'No livestock allowed!'" "...it said, 'To be continued!'" "...she saw her gigglechick phone number!'" "...the scale sued for cruel and unusual punishment." "Yo' momma's so old..." "...her social security number is 1" "...her breastmilk is powder." "...when God said, 'Let there be light,' she flipped the switch!" "...she farts dust." "...she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade." "...she was at the last supper." "Yo' momma's so black..." "...she went to night school and got marked absent." |
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| [edit] Examples of snaps What follow are a few sanitized, less colorful examples of snaps in the dozens. "Yo' momma's so fat..." "...when God said 'let there be light,' he asked her to move." "...she fell in love and broke it." "...she sat on queen a rainbow and Skittles popped out." "...she's on both sides of the queen family." "...she uses Mexico as a tanning bed." "...when she sits on a dollar, she makes change." "...she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her forty years to live." "...her stomach has time zones." "...when she wears high queen heels she strikes oil." "...when she jumps the radio skips." "...She has to iron her pants on the driveway." "...she wore a red dress and went outside, and all the kids said Kool-Aid!" "...when I had sex with her I rolled over twice, and I was still on her!" "...she has her own gravitational field/her own orbit." "...that the last time she saw 90210 was when she stepped on a scale!" |
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