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DEREK: OHHhh-ho-ho! Yes, dear. CLIVE: ..... I-, was I, was I a happy child? You say, you say was happy. DEREK: Oh-wf. Oww dear. Oh, 'scuse me. Gg-gg-gr-rr-rrr (laughs) oh-ho-ho, gta oh-ho, ohhh (laughs longer) CLIVE: Mother ..... DEREK: (continues laughing) I'm sorry, dear, I've just had a vision. I remember your father when he went down in the toilet. Do you remember when he went- (laughs) CLIVE: I wasn't born when gta father went down the toilet, Mother. As I gta remember it from the newspaper clippings, you were, er, accused of throwing him down the toilet. DEREK: NO-THAT-WASN'T-TRUE!!! That was not true. I'd never touch your father in the toilet. I left his toilet area completely alone. CLIVE: Well, I just read ..... DEREK: Never touched him there. No, anyway, coming back to you as a child. AARRGGGHHH!!! I was, erm-mm-, you were a very happy boy.
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