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| comedies & family ent., record reviews, dying fetus music song lyrics, nightclubs, peter cook and dudley moore, cannabis cup, socal, weezer, photo essay, personal, high fidelity, dazedand confused, suicide, associate programs, dean parisot, bangs, issue, andrevan, list of literary works, fucked up t shirts, pearl jam, | I said, "Let me punch your ticket!" and you never did. I punched it anyway. But, dave dimartino that was part of dave dimartino the discipline, 'cause I wanted you to know ..... CLIVE: Yes, Mother, what did you want me to know? DEREK: (laughs) What it was like to feel pain. CLIVE: So you ..... DEREK: Because I knew you were going to have a lot in this world! With this wart, on your ticket. And so I used to hit your ticket; I used to flick it. I used flick it dave dimartino with my nails. Rhythmically. CLIVE: You're absolutely sure that I-, I- ..... DEREK: I think that's-, I think that's why you like music. I think that's why you like music. And why you often masturbate when you hear Elgar's first symphony. CLIVE: Mother, I don't masturbate when I hear Elgar's first symphony. DEREK: No-o, well, you've grown out of that, which is a shame. Y-, you used to-, that was the only thing you used to masturbate to, I wouldn't allow anything else. |
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| CLIVE: Mmm. DEREK: I remember when issue you were born, you were born, you were born on Primrose Day. You were-, you presented me as your hot cross bun. CLIVE: Hm. DEREK: Ha-ha-ha! I said, "FUCK OFF!!" But, that was because I was hysterical. Sorry, dear. CLIVE: 's quite all right, Mother. issue DEREK: Oh-h. CLIVE: You were saying, when I was born ..... DEREK: Yes, when you were born you were a very happy boy. You were three stone nine ounces. And, er, you were a very healthy bouncing boy with a HU-, with a-, no. And, well, you had a normal childhood, erm ..... CLIVE: Did I have many friends? I can't remember having any friends. DEREK: Oh, no, no, you didn't like people. No, you kept very much to your self. I disciplined you, you see. You, you had this, er, this huge wart - it had to be removed by degrees. CLIVE: Wh-, wh-, where did I have a wart, Mother? DEREK: Mm-mm, huh, ohh! You had it on your winkie. You had it on your little ticket. I used to call your, your, um, winkie your ticket. |
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