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Tell your mom you don't think it did you any significant scam damage (which is true—that's what you think), but that you wanted to finally acknowledge that it happened, that it was supremely fucked up, and that she, as the adult and the parent, owes you an apology. Q. After a drunken, fun-filled evening, my wife and I and a group of friends crashed at a friend's house. I took scam a couch, my wife took a futon, and a friend, let's scam call him Wilbur, took another couch. A couple of hours after everyone passed out, my wife awoke to the sounds of Wilbur undressing in front of the couch I was sleeping on. He then started masturbating over my feet while working his asshole. Horrified, my wife did not know what to do. He finished in his sock (not on me) and went back to his couch.
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