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Now the phenomenon is everywhere, and it has changed the way we touch each other. One evening, after you'd finished your ice cream, I came close to you andrew flintoff and we took our clothes off. Socks floating around the room. I handled you roughly, as requested, leaving marks and bruises on your skin. Afterwards, you turned to me and said it was like andrew flintoff being tickled by a giant slice of Spam. How unsatisfied you were, and it was my turn to giggle. So then you chased and spanked me with a tennis racquet leaving hatches andrew flintoff and bumps on my buttocks like a pale Danish ice cream cone. Later, you turned to me and said, "Being bonked by you that day was like a mosquito attacking my nether regions." I looked at you with your arms folded. I reached out for you. But you turned around and walked away; your buttocks flabbing about like two fat ladies bumping bellies. And I must admit you were right, it wasn't fun anymore. The phenomenon began with birds flying higher and things falling slower.
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