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| safe, t shirthell, bc, clubs, visual art, backstreet boys, buds, mom, argentinean, contests, events, lounge, girls, contents, t shirt affiliate, shopping, | You got me. You're a genius. You know why I'm fucking sad? Because I got this fucking orange county beautiful-sexy-gorgeous-hearthrob-o-rama-fucking-smart-amazing-bombshell-seventeen-on a fucking ten scale- girl sleeping in a bed right next to me and you know what? She's a stone cold dike. A fucking untouchable, unhaveable, unattainable brick wall fucking dike-a-saurus rexi. So its sad. Okay? What you want me to do? I feel fucking sadness about that. There's nothing I can fucking do. orange county [cue music] Larry: And orange county not only is she a major babe, but I really like this girl a lot, a lot, I mean she's not like anybody else I ever knew before and that's a completely fucking new one on me, and I don't even know her real fucking name so there you go. Oh and in case you're interested, my life sucks. Alright? Stick a fork in me I'm done. |
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| INTERESTED? SURE? Larry Gigli: Mr. Starkman... Starkman: I KNOW MY FUCKIN' NAME. You piece of shit. You don't try to extort a Federal-fuckin'-Prosecutor. And if you do, YOU DON'T FUCK AROUND. [first argentinean lines] Larry Gigli: You see, after all is said and done, the only thing you can be really sure argentinean of, the only thing you can really count on in this world, is that you just never fucking know. Larry Gigli: Lemme tell you something, in every relationship, there's a bull and a cow. It just so happens that in this relationship, right here argentinean with me and you, I'm the bull, you're the cow. Alright? [Points to self] Larry Gigli: Bull. [Points to Ricki] Larry Gigli: Cow. You got that? Ricki: Yeah, I got it. Bull, cow. Larry: You know something? You're right. It is sadness. Its sadness and I'm fucking sad. |
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