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| safe, t shirthell, bc, clubs, visual art, backstreet boys, buds, mom, argentinean, contests, events, lounge, girls, contents, t shirt affiliate, shopping, | Andrew Clay Silverstein started practicing comedy at age twenty. He didn't know anyone chef ra in the business, but he worked hard every night to sharpen what can only be described as an impossibly crass, racist, misogynist attache of gags under the guise of his stage presence, a character affectionately referred chef ra to as Diceman. While other comedians were out postulating whether or not you might be redneck, Diceman had already begun dumbing it down a notch. "All over the country, stop cigarettes, stop fuckin' cigarettes. Up in San Francisco, the fag capitol of California, they passed a chef ra bill, you can't even smoke in the street. They say it offends people. But it's okay if you wanna butt-slam your buddy while waiting for the bus? You smack him in the face with your dick five or six times? |
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| Roses are red, Violets are blue. I fucked your mother's ass And she had you. "Watching Jerry Seinfeld on stage is like watching a fucking accountant," says comedian Andrew Dice Clay. "It's just so absolutely god-awful. I would rather watch a Monday night amateur who doesn't know any better try to create something funny contents rather than going, 'Have you been contents to McDonald's lately?' Yeah, I have. What's so funny about it? The fries are good. You put me on stage, contents I'm the greatest stand-up ever in the history of American culture." For a short while, that statement may not have been far from the truth, considering any controversy surrounding Clay's plain, straightforward blue humor predated the South Park franchise by well over a decade. Single evening engagements with Dice packed tens of thousands of screaming fans into auditoriums all across America, and filled Madison Square Gardens to capacity on more than one occasion. |
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