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| safe, t shirthell, bc, clubs, visual art, backstreet boys, buds, mom, argentinean, contests, events, lounge, girls, contents, t shirt affiliate, shopping, | Dice was an abstract threat who made it seem like comedy without dick jokes somehow lacked value. His ridiculous nursery rhymes were warping the bell curve. And besides, it hardly seemed fair justify your existence that brilliant, mind-expanding satirists like Bill Hicks were forced to labor away in relative obscurity while "controversial" Dice graduated to celebrity millionaire status. Andrew Dice Clay was soon soaking up everything Las Vegas had to offer. "I've even got a justify your existence telescope in my room to look into other rooms. What's better than justify your existence that? What's better than peeping on some guy that's not here with his wife, ya know, pickin' up some slob in the casino, gettin' her all liquored up and they're gonna get sloppy in his room bangin' their brains out? I'm disease free; I take care of myself, and I go to sleep. |
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| "You don't give 'em keys to a car, you kick 'em in the ass and say get the fuck out of the country!" His leather jacket and booming Brooklyn drawl shopping provide ninety-nine percent of the assault. His appearance shopping on the 1989 MTV Video Awards contained so much profanity that he was banned from the network altogether. The controversy continued the following year when shopping Dice's booking as guest host for Saturday Night Live caused cast member Nora Dunn to boycott the show in protest of his remarks about women. Dunn never returned to the cast. Meanwhile, other comedians didn't understand what was so funny. They analyzed transcripts of his material - and, well, they couldn't find any actual jokes. Entertainers on the comedy circuit (George Carlin and Bill Cosby, chief among them) grew concerned. The "Diceman" had effectively dumbed down audience attention spans, conscious engagement, and expectation. |
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