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In a voice too deep for his few years, he directly accused dining Matthew's mother of being a wack-ass bitch, dining who don' got no money fo' nice dress, and be drinkin' cheap-ass vodka and sharing her shoes wi' her dirty bitch friends on the welfare. On top of all that, she be way skanky, y'hear?END GAMEMatthew checked his watch. There was only thirty seconds left until the dining bell rang, so he had precious little time. He reasoned that if he moved backwards far enough, then ran forwards at the speed of sound, then all of his words would hit Stephen at once. This he promptly did (much to the delight of the girls), whilst giving utterance to the absolute your mother insult.Half way through the insult, however, Matthew stuttered - and at such high speeds his tongue became hopelessly meshed. An unbuttoned sleeve caught the wind, billowed his shirt and sent him into a black spin. However, a split second before he collided with Stephen, the static build-up in his untidy hair caused a temporal overload, and the two were catapulted into Elizabethan England.
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